Movie Star

Movie Star.

Sarap sigurong maging artista noh? wala kang kaprobleproblema. pasok lang ng pasok ang pera sau. kailangan mo lang gawin e magpacute o pag tumatanda kna e, manatiling bata. kapag tipong singer type ka nman kelangan lang lagi kang nagrerelease ng album. tpos malamanlaman mo ung isang sikat sa larangan ng telenovela bigla nlng magrerelease din ng album, taob ka ngaun kasi mas pogi and mas sikat un. walang kwenta ung pinoy idol ntn. syete syete e. tska wla lng.. ampanget ng panel of judges.. ewness ang taste,, tska ung tipong lahat 'ang galeng!' sabay palakpak sa ibabaw ng ulo. inang jolens yan oh. pero naalala ko. sila ni marvin agustin ung nagpasikat nung kwela couples. ung di na kelangan maging sweet para maging sweet. ang kulet. di kagaya nung TGIS na nagturo sa mga kabataan nung panahon nila ng maagang pakikipagjowa, maagang pakikipagsex at maagang pagbubuntis. oo..sa kanila ang sisi. hehe..

boring ng sembreak ko.. Y_Y

Scary?!

Dear Friends,

IMPORTANT INFORMATION (pls inform also ur friends w/o emails)
Three women in North Florida turned up at hospitals over

a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms.


Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse,

paralysis and finally, death.

There were no outward signs of trauma.

Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the
same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The Health Department descended on the restaurant , shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.


The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check.

She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom.

That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom and lifted the toilet seat .


Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color.&nb sp; This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark,
damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere.

Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia , changing planes in Singapore , before returning home. He did NOT visit (Olive Garden),
while there. He did (as did all of the other victims) have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India .



The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an
immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes!

It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country.

So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life!


And please pass this on to everyone you care about.

Mundo ni Maki

Aba. Matagal tagal din bago ko nasundan ung last post ko. Actually may nangyari kasi, kaya na feel kong mag post ngaun. Nakaainis na ang mundo ngaun. Dapat mundo ni maki nlng ang buong mundo. hahaha. Una sa listahan itong dyaheng mga natural calamities. di mo alam san nagmumula, di mo alam cno tatamaan, di rin alam kung san o kelan magtatpos. bilyong bilyong tao ang namamatay nang di man lang nila inakala na mamamatay na sila nung precise moment na un. kaya masarap mabuhay. lalo na pag malayo ka sa china.

ung gobyerno naman andaming reklamo sa kanila, pero kung tutuusin marami din silang reklamo. at sa palitan ng reklamo, wala namang nangyayari! turuan ng turuan, sisihan ng sisihan. hanggang maglaon, wal ding nanyari. marami naman cgrong mga politicians na magnda ung mga layunin nung cmula e. saka nlng naging kamote nung nakaupo na dahil na rin sa 'economical needs' nila. kaya di rin natin sila masisisi. ung mga mahihirap na hingi ng hingi ng tulong, bakit di muna nila subukan na magtrabaho. kesa kapag natapos na ang reklamo at di naintay ung reply e lalabas sa mga lansangan, mamamalimos, kakain ng basura and worse, mang-aagaw ng cellphone sa may tayuman habang malakas ang ulan tpos may kasamang mama na nakamotor...(mahirap nga ba mga to?)

meron akong nakitang snatcher sa quiapo kahapon. mali ung decision nia. na corner kasi cia ng mga pulis sa kabilang side ng 2lay. at sa matalino niang pagdedesisyon, bumalik siya sa lugar kung saan siya nang isnatch at naglakad patay-malisya. aun. gulpi sarado. huli kong narinig sa kanya 'SER! HINDI POHH!!!'

sa zoo naman pagdating ko. napakaraming dapat gawin. daming health concerns. gusto kong maging solusyon. pero masama rin ung masyadong idealistic. kwawa ang mga hayop na to pag nakakakulong mga PETA, pero mas kawaw sila pag pinakawalan! di nio ma maintindhan un!?

Pauwi sa jeep, mahal na ng pamasahe. otso na. parang kelan lng ung dalawampisong octagon ung binabayad namin ni mama sa jeep pag mamamalengke siya sa blumentritt. dun kami sa home along the riles. ngaun...mawawala na rin un. wala tlgang permanente.

pag uwi ko sa bahay, nabalitaan kong namatay ung kapatid ng katulong namin. nakita ko pa un. dinala ni mama sa bahay. nakakawa. may ovarian cyst formations. aun. txt ng txt. daldal ng daldal. di alam na mamamatay na cia. o nararamdaman ba nia kaya di cia nagkakakaen. ang bilis ng buhay. hirap sumabay.

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